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12 Gifts for Friends Braving It Through The Crypto Bear Market

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12 Products to Brighten Your Crypto Bear Market Journey

Crypto bear markets are painful. If you're toughing it out, or know someone that is that could use a pick-me-up, here are 12 products that are bound to make smiles happen.

1. Lawn Gnome - Bitcoin Enthusiast Edition

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A review we saw: "love this thing - Bitcoin!"

Get it from Amazon for $34.99.

2. Mint It Baseball Cap

A baseball cap embroidered with "Mint It" is perfect for degens, no matter a bear or bull market.

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Buy it for $21.99.

3. Bitcoin Sweater

Wear this sweater to that holiday family dinner where your aunt will, once again, ask you if you work at Bitcoin.

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Get it for $29.99.

4. A Gift for Crypto Doubters

A gift to give someone who doubted crypto (only for when we're back in the bull market, though).

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A review we found: "5.0 out of 5 stars Great product"

Get it for $14.99.

5. Dodgecoin Blanket

A Dodgecoin blanket to keep you warm through crypto winter.

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A review we found: "Super Soft!"

Get it for $32.99.

6. "To The Moon" iPhone Case

This "To The Moon" iPhone case to remind you of simpler times.

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Get it for $13.84.

7. BTC Neon Sign

A WFH office wouldn't be complete without a BTC neon sign to show that you're still bullish.

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A review we saw: "WAOOOOOOO GREAT lamp!!!!"

Buy it for $65.34.

8. Fun Sign

This would be a fun sign, too.

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9. Candlestick Display

Grab your popcorn and this candlestick display for when the market starts to rally again.

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Purchase it on Amazon for $89.

10. Bitcoin Toilet Paper

Give this Bitcoin toilet paper to a friend to make them smile (no matter when).

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Purchase it on Amazon.

11. Home Office Decoration

The perfect decoration to put in a home office.

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Purchase it on Amazon for $21.10.

12. Buy the Dip Reminder

A reminder to buy the dip (of course, not financial advice).

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A review we saw: Dishwasher safe!

Purchase it for $20.95.


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