12 Gifts for Friends Braving It Through The Crypto Bear Market
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12 Products to Brighten Your Crypto Bear Market Journey
Crypto bear markets are painful. If you're toughing it out, or know someone that is that could use a pick-me-up, here are 12 products that are bound to make smiles happen.
1. Lawn Gnome - Bitcoin Enthusiast Edition

A review we saw: "love this thing - Bitcoin!"
Get it from Amazon for $34.99.
2. Mint It Baseball Cap
A baseball cap embroidered with "Mint It" is perfect for degens, no matter a bear or bull market.

Buy it for $21.99.
3. Bitcoin Sweater
Wear this sweater to that holiday family dinner where your aunt will, once again, ask you if you work at Bitcoin.

Get it for $29.99.
4. A Gift for Crypto Doubters
A gift to give someone who doubted crypto (only for when we're back in the bull market, though).

A review we found: "5.0 out of 5 stars Great product"
Get it for $14.99.
5. Dodgecoin Blanket
A Dodgecoin blanket to keep you warm through crypto winter.

A review we found: "Super Soft!"
Get it for $32.99.
6. "To The Moon" iPhone Case
This "To The Moon" iPhone case to remind you of simpler times.

Get it for $13.84.
7. BTC Neon Sign
A WFH office wouldn't be complete without a BTC neon sign to show that you're still bullish.

A review we saw: "WAOOOOOOO GREAT lamp!!!!"
Buy it for $65.34.
8. Fun Sign
This would be a fun sign, too.

9. Candlestick Display
Grab your popcorn and this candlestick display for when the market starts to rally again.

Purchase it on Amazon for $89.
10. Bitcoin Toilet Paper
Give this Bitcoin toilet paper to a friend to make them smile (no matter when).


Purchase it on Amazon for $21.10.
12. Buy the Dip Reminder
A reminder to buy the dip (of course, not financial advice).


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